The Lemon-O Method of P*tty Training

So, Queen B is mostly potty trained.

We've had a few "incidents" that resulted
in some items getting wet that I would have
preferred remain dry, but....whatcha gonna do??

It was just yesterday morning that I learned the
proper name of our current potty training method.

Here's how it happened:


Me: Do you have to p*tty?

QB: No

Me: Are you sure?

QB: Yes.

Me: Don't p*tty your pants. You've got big girl pants on.

QB: I will do Lemon-O.

Me: What??

QB: I will just do Lemon-O.

Me: What is Lemon-O?

QB: You say, " If you have to go p*tty, Lemon-O."

Me: (talking to self, really thinking about the words.... I say "Lemon-O" ??...
....what in the WORLD is Lemon-O... when do I say "Lemon-O" ???
.....hhhmmmm..... [STOP]


So.... have you figured it out, or shall I explain??

Lemon-O.

Say it fast.

"If you have to go p*tty, Lemon-O."

"If you have to go p*tty, LEMONO."
...
...
...

"If you have to go p*tty, LEMME NO."

.......

"If you have to go p*tty, LET ME KNOW."

Brilliant plan, Queen B. Simply brilliant.
We should market this method.

:>)

**H**

In response to the masses who've asked....

Well, only one person asked.
And it's someone who loves me.

Yep, I'm at the lake.
Moto K is at camp, and Queen B is
having a grand time with her cousins.

I've been silent because the last thing
I could think of to post had to do with
Obama on the cover of Rolling Stone.

And it came out all weird when I tried to
post it.

So I just didn't.
And now you may or may not wonder what
I was going to say.
It just doesn't matter.
Let's talk later, when I'm not leaving for lunch, ok?

**H**