WANTED FOR STEALING

Have you'ns seent these here 2 PullUpian thieves?

We'z offerin' a REward

in the amount of 24 cents,

which is the cost-

after coupons... of course,

of the 2 now-missing PullUp garments.

These thieves are believed to be unarmed

and may only be partially clothed.

Furthermore, they might be hungry, so

please be cautious.