Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Tattling on Sister Happiness, part I

To the parents:

I have something I have to tell you. And I'm only saying this
because I love you and I know you'd want to know what
bad things your daughter is doing. I love to break it to you,
but here it is:

Sister Happiness is saying bad words
in front of her kids
and then lying to them about it.

Here's the deal:

She, um, there was this guy who, um,
was in a car in front of her car...
and, um... well, he was yielding at the
YIELD sign .

And, um... Sister Happiness was behind him
yielding for him to be done so she could have
her turn to yield at the YIELD sign.

Well, that guy did yield but then decided to
proceed with caution out into the stream of
traffic.

But then he yielded again because apparently ...
(unless Sister Happiness is liaring to me about it,
because I don't know if I can trust someone who
is liaring to their kids about bad words)...

so, um, where was I ?

Oh, yeah, so, ok, um... so that guy stopped
proceeding and was having another round
of yielding. Guess why.

It's because of according to Sister Happiness that
guy was deciding right there in mid-acceleration
that he would yield to look at ....FLOWERS, of all
things.

Well, if you know Sister Happiness, you realize that
waiting for her very own turn to yield while the guy
in front of her does two yields for the purpose of
floral observation is not something she's going to tolerate well.

To be continued.......

1 comment:

meleah said...

LOVE it! Tattle tailer;)