Have you'ns seent these here 2 PullUpian thieves?
We'z offerin' a REward
in the amount of 24 cents,
which is the cost-
after coupons... of course,
of the 2 now-missing PullUp garments.
These thieves are believed to be unarmed
and may only be partially clothed.
Furthermore, they might be hungry, so
please be cautious.